

Instead, that uptight bitch Caster had let it be known that she had no intention of following anyone's orders. He would show the world his ability, he would become a magus! The ability to prove himself to everyone. I better get to work, don't do anything irresponsible!” “Right right.” Taiga laughed, standing up, “Well, it was delcious. “Fu-Fujimura-sensei!” Sakura shouted, her face red. “Gruuh!!!!!” Shirou choked on his food, his chopsticks stuck in his mouth. “Reallly?” Taiga grinned, “Are you sure you just don't want Shirou to walk you to school? I knew it, finally making your move Sakura-chan?” I'd rather enjoy this breakfast.” She then took another bite to prove her point. Sakura.” Taiga said, “Aren't you heading to practice?” This cheery breakfast continued on for several minute. “Wonderful!” Sakura looked really happy to hear this. “Thank you Fujimura-sensei.” Sakura looked over at Shirou, “Senpai? How is it?” “Mmmmm Sakura-chan, this is sooooo good!” “Hooray!” Taiga gleefully scooped food onto her plate, her chopsticks holding more then Shirou thought possible. “Shirou! Remember this, next time a lovely mature woman is interested, do not reject her advances! Lesson over!”ĭespite the unpleasant dreams that had plagued him last night, Shirou couldn't help but smile. “True true, I’ll have to aim there next time.” Taiga pointed her shinai forward. “Yes.” Caster answered without hesitation. Did you have to kick me in the face Caster?” Students should be silent and not make such rude remarks.” THWAP! THUD! A beautiful simultaneous blow, a two hit combo for the ages. Taiga and Caster turned to Illya, their eyes twitching. “Whatever.” Illya entered the scene, “Who cares about some old maids?” “Poor Shirou, he should have thought about what to say.” “That makes sense.” Taiga clasped her hands together. “Ah… Emiya-kun can never get married now, and that is most definitely a bad end!” Caster said.

“Wonderful! How grand, then wait, why is this a bad end?” “…” Caster paused, before giving Taiga a thumbs up! It was promptly returned in kind. Did you cure Shirou of his lolicon tendencies?” “Ah Caster-san.” Taiga smiled, “Such a wonderful guest for tonight’s Tiger Dojo. “Emiya-kun’s an idiot allright.” Caster nodded sagely. “Alas, Shirou has met a most unfortunate fate.” Taiga’s arms were folded, “He made the mistake of rejecting such a charming woman!” “Emiya-kun, you have a disease…” Caster pulled out the Jeweled Sword, “and I am the cure!” “Wha-what are you talking about…? Shirou began to step away. That’s why you hang around Illyasviel so much…” Yet you seemed to have no problem with younger ones… I see yes. That makes sense.” Caster got this look on her face. “I’m sorry it’s just… I’m not interested in older women!” Finally, he just said the first thing that came out of his mouth.
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Shirou didn’t know what to say… or how to say it for that matter. How about we…” She smiled, “get to know each other, Emiya-kun?” “I’m not going to look a gift-horse in the mouth. “You look at nice as ever Emiya-kun.” She leaned in uncomfortably close. “Come on stand up.” Caster grabbed Shirou’s arm and pulled it up, looking into his eyes. The way she was looking at him… scared him a little. “Uhhhh….” Shirou didn’t stand up yet, he didn’t quite know what to do. “Ahhh that was easy enough.” Caster lowered her hand, “Now then… ahhh!! Emiya-kun!” She knew his name, how did she know his name.

A confidant smile on her face as she executed a spell of such absurd power. She was definitely attractive, roughly in her thirties.

Shirou’s jaw dropped as Lancer, the entire front wall of the shed, and a large chunk of the fence, was blown away by the appearance of the woman. Omake: What if Shirou was the one who summoned her?
